The Whole F**king Twilight Saga…in 60 Minutes - Saturday, September 26 at 7:00 PM in Old City, Philadelphia

The Whole F**king Twilight Saga…in 60 Minutes

Saturday, September 26 at 7:00 PM·7:00 p.m.·Old City

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The Whole F**king Twilight Saga…in 60 Minutes

The Whole F**king Twilight Saga…in 60 Minutes - Saturday, September 26 at 7:00 PM in Old City, Philadelphia

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Posted to Old City on September 1, 2026

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Vamipres. Werewolves. Creepy CGI Babies. Theatre Contra is back and they’re taking on the ENTIRE Twilight Saga. But can they do it all in just 60 minutes? Can Bella survive high school, love triangles, vampire secret societies, bed-breaking sex, and a plethora of terrible wigs before the clock runs out? Can Edward stay looking so intense that he may actually be constipated for a full hour? Will an...

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