Special Event: Ryan Long
Wednesday, March 18 at 7:15 PM
Ryan Long is an NYC Comedian who has amassed more than 100 million views with his viral digital shorts, and is currently the host of popular podcast "The Boyscast." He was the creator, star, and showrunner of CBC Comedy's hit digital series "Torontopia" and "THAT GUY," as well as BITE TV's series "R...
Special Event: Ryan Long
Wednesday, March 18 at 7:15 PM·7:15 p.m.·Rittenhouse·Helium Comedy Club·2031 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, PA
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Special Event: Ryan Long
Wed, Mar 18 • 7:15 p.m.
Helium Comedy Club
Rittenhouse
Ryan Long is an NYC Comedian who has amassed more than 100 million views with his viral digital shorts, and is currently the host of popular podcast "The Boyscast." He was the creator, star, and showrunner of CBC Comedy's hit digital series "Torontopia" and "THAT GUY," as well as BITE TV's series "Ryan Long is Challenged." Ryan has released two cutting edge standup specials, headlines clubs across North America, and he has performed at the Just for Laughs festival, NXNE, Sirius XM’s Top Comic, and has appeared on MTV, Netflix, and NBC as well as others. Ryan moved to America from Toronto, in 2019 and has quickly become a staple in the NYC club scene, the podcast scene, and comedy at large. Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
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Ryan Long is an NYC Comedian who has amassed more than 100 million views with his viral digital shorts, and is currently the host of popular podcast "The Boyscast." He was the creator, star, and showrunner of CBC Comedy's hit digital series "Torontopia" and "THAT GUY," as well as BITE TV's series "Ryan Long is Challenged." Ryan has released two cutting edge standup specials, headlines clubs across North America, and he has performed at the Just for Laughs festival, NXNE, Sirius XM’s Top Comic, a...
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