Special Event: Kristin Key
Thursday, February 12 at 7:15 PM
Join Kristin Key -- nationally headlining, queer, musical comedian, and viral sensation -- for an unforgettable evening of hilarious comedy, music, inclusion, and connection. Between her popular Dry Bar comedy special, viral "Lesbian National Anthem" song, and stand-up clips from shows nationwide, K...
Special Event: Kristin Key
Thursday, February 12 at 7:15 PM·7:15 p.m.·Rittenhouse·Helium Comedy Club·2031 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, PA
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Special Event: Kristin Key
Thu, Feb 12 • 7:15 p.m.
Helium Comedy Club
Rittenhouse
Join Kristin Key -- nationally headlining, queer, musical comedian, and viral sensation -- for an unforgettable evening of hilarious comedy, music, inclusion, and connection. Between her popular Dry Bar comedy special, viral "Lesbian National Anthem" song, and stand-up clips from shows nationwide, Kristin's videos have over 25 million views with more than 300,000 followers. Host of the popular podcast "Kristin Knows Blank," Kristin has been featured on NBC's "Last Comic Standing" and "Bring the Funny," and has released multiple popular comedy albums. Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
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Join Kristin Key -- nationally headlining, queer, musical comedian, and viral sensation -- for an unforgettable evening of hilarious comedy, music, inclusion, and connection. Between her popular Dry Bar comedy special, viral "Lesbian National Anthem" song, and stand-up clips from shows nationwide, Kristin's videos have over 25 million views with more than 300,000 followers. Host of the popular podcast "Kristin Knows Blank," Kristin has been featured on NBC's "Last Comic Standing" and "Bring the ...
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