Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons
Saturday, February 14 at 7:00 PM
Known For: "The Greg Fitzsimmons Show" Greg Fitzsimmons is a comic that doesn't need a fancy gimmick or schtick to rouse a crowd. He simply opens his mouth, the perfectly crafted jokes fly out, and the crowd is in stitches. A mix of incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Fitzsimmons has honed his ...
Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons
Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons
Known For: "The Greg Fitzsimmons Show" Greg Fitzsimmons is a comic that doesn't need a fancy gimmick or schtick to rouse a crowd. He simply opens his mouth, the perfectly crafted jokes fly out, and the crowd is in stitches. A mix of incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Fitzsimmons has honed his brand of observational, yet self-deprecating, comedy. Career Highlights: Host of the "Fitzdog Radio" podcast; a regular on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," and "The Howard Stern Show;" featured in Netflix's "Santa Clarita Diet;" writer and actor for HBO's "Crashing;" and a four-time Emmy winner for his work as a writer and producer for "The Ellen Degeneres Show." Couples Package includes: - 2 tickets to the February 14th show - A personal cheeseboard (7 PM) | A choice of dessert (9:30 PM) - Either 1 bottle of champagne, 1 bottle of wine, 2 specialty cocktails (each), OR unlimited mocktails Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
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Known For: "The Greg Fitzsimmons Show" Greg Fitzsimmons is a comic that doesn't need a fancy gimmick or schtick to rouse a crowd. He simply opens his mouth, the perfectly crafted jokes fly out, and the crowd is in stitches. A mix of incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Fitzsimmons has honed his brand of observational, yet self-deprecating, comedy. Career Highlights: Host of the "Fitzdog Radio" podcast; a regular on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," and "The Howard S...
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Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons starts at 7:00 p.m.
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