Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons

Saturday, February 14 at 9:30 PM

Helium Comedy ClubRittenhouse

Known For: "The Greg Fitzsimmons Show" Greg Fitzsimmons is a comic that doesn't need a fancy gimmick or schtick to rouse a crowd. He simply opens his mouth, the perfectly crafted jokes fly out, and the crowd is in stitches. A mix of incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Fitzsimmons has honed his ...

Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons

Saturday, February 14 at 9:30 PM·9:30 p.m.·Rittenhouse·Helium Comedy Club·2031 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, PA
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Known For: "The Greg Fitzsimmons Show" Greg Fitzsimmons is a comic that doesn't need a fancy gimmick or schtick to rouse a crowd. He simply opens his mouth, the perfectly crafted jokes fly out, and the crowd is in stitches. A mix of incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Fitzsimmons has honed his brand of observational, yet self-deprecating, comedy. Career Highlights: Host of the "Fitzdog Radio" podcast; a regular on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," and "The Howard S...

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Helium Presents: Valentine's Weekend with Greg Fitzsimmons starts at 9:30 p.m.

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