Heathers: A Live Reading
Posted to Queen Village on April 17, 2026
My Son’s A Homosexual, And I Love Him… There’s ONE true queen bee of high-school dark comedy, and that’s HEATHERS. And now, Theatre Contra is taking this cult-classic script of teen angst, croquet, and casual homicide and performing it LIVE! Get ready for a night of savage one-liners, color-coded tyranny, and a love story so toxic only Winona Ryder could pull it off. So pull on your scrunchies, hop in a go-kart and prepare for an evening of beautifully bitchy mayhem as we bring this deliciously dark masterpiece to life. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29TH 7-9PM VIP TICKETS : $15 >> NOTAFLOF << Directed by John Patouhas Artists/Performers: Arthur Robinson Eliza Waterman Liz Crino Mariah Ghant Tay Sconiers Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram. ***
My Son’s A Homosexual, And I Love Him… There’s ONE true queen bee of high-school dark comedy, and that’s HEATHERS. And now, Theatre Contra is taking this cult-classic script of teen angst, croquet, and casual homicide and performing it LIVE! Get ready for a night of savage one-liners, color-coded ...
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My Son’s A Homosexual, And I Love Him… There’s ONE true queen bee of high-school dark comedy, and that’s HEATHERS. And now, Theatre Contra is taking this cult-classic script of teen angst, croquet, and casual homicide and performing it LIVE! Get ready for a night of savage one-liners, color-coded ...
Heathers: A Live Reading starts at 7:00 p.m. and ends at 9:00 p.m.
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Heathers: A Live Reading starts at 7:00 p.m. and ends at 9:00 p.m.
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